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41. Learn how to cook a roast. Nothing better than making your own sunday spread...

42. Recycling ‘n’ shit doesn’t only apply to newspapers and bottles. 

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31. Surfing is done on the ocean not on the internet. 

32. If you hear anyone say “Surf the Web” rugby tackle them harshly to the ground and explain their misconception whilst poking them on the forehead with your finger.

Slide Rules- Wetsuit Special...

21. If you piss in your wetsuit remember to give yourself a flush out on the way in. It maybe cold but you wouldn’t cover yourself in piss and hang out with your mates normally would ya? Eh, pissy boy? 

22. Wash your wetsuit often, pissy or not, they will last that much longer. In fresh water not in the washing machine cos that be bad.

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11. When you say, 'this is my last wave' mean it. Even if it’s smoking 6ft barrel. If you paddle back out for 'just one more' you can guarantee you will either a) paddle around in a flat ocean for 20-minutes until you have to paddle in dejectedly or b) snap you board/spine on the next one.

Surfing Wisdom Reduced To Bullet Points...

1. No matter how many fin keys you own, the length of time it takes to find one is in direct proportion to the quality of the waves.
2. There is no way round a wet wetsuit in the winter, buy two.
3. It will take exactly five minutes from when you buy a new board until you ding it on a lampost, door frame or car.