2. There is no way round a wet wetsuit in the winter, buy two.
3. It will take exactly five minutes from when you buy a new board until you ding it on a lampost, door frame or car.
4. People that work at surf mags are all extremely virile, witty and great in bed.
5. Never believe a surf report from a surf shop, it’s always ‘3-foot and pretty fun’. When you drive for a couple of hours and find it’s 3-inch ripples you’re bound to hit the local surf shop for some retail therapy.
6. Don’t be afraid of trying new board technologies.
7. Do make your shaper a friend. Production line boards may work but the custom will always be king.
8. Always have a spare leash.
9. Always have a spare leash string.
10. Don’t be a prick in the water, everyone’s a kook at some point in their life, smile or karma will get ya.
5. Never believe a surf report from a surf shop, it’s always ‘3-foot and pretty fun’. When you drive for a couple of hours and find it’s 3-inch ripples you’re bound to hit the local surf shop for some retail therapy.
6. Don’t be afraid of trying new board technologies.
7. Do make your shaper a friend. Production line boards may work but the custom will always be king.
8. Always have a spare leash.
9. Always have a spare leash string.
10. Don’t be a prick in the water, everyone’s a kook at some point in their life, smile or karma will get ya.
